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Hi everyone! I'm Lee Majors!
Hi and welcome to my page. I'm TV's Lee Majors, star of the 70's hit show The Six Million Dollar Man. Every week for years i had to undergo the laborious procedure of having my legs and right arm replaced with top of the range bionic ones for my roll as Steve Austin, the bionic man. But i just want to tell you that i didn't mind one bit as i think prosthetics are neat.

I hope you enjoy my page as much as i've enjoyed writing it. Be sure to check out my Words of wisdom which i will update on a regular basis.

Also i will try to answer any of your questions, prosthetic related or not.

Ten-four good buddies!



  MY WORDS OF WISDOM
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
Sounds plum-crazy i know, but it sure works. The other day, a young boy warned me that a guy from the end of my street was gonna 'kick my ass', so one night, while the man was sleeping, i broke into his house, crept upstairs and kicked him in his 'ass' so hard that i fractured his pelvis in 39 places. Ha ha, he won't be kicking anyone in the 'ass' for a very long time!


YOUR QUESTIONS ANSWERED

Q. Were the "nenenenenene" noises when you jumped or lifted heavy things in the bionic man the actual sounds of the bionics working? -Jez, UK

LEE SAYS: I'm afraid not Jez, that was a sound effect from an electric organ to add drama. The actual sound of the bionics were just clunking and whirring noises with the occasional 'psssst' of the hydraulics releasing air.
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Q. Did you do your own stunts in TV's The Fall Guy? -Jason, Zimbabwe

LEE SAYS: No.
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Q.Who would win in a fight between the Bionic Woman and Wonder Woman? -Marcus, Dallas,Tx

LEE SAYS: Good Question. It would be a mighty close call, but i think that the bionic Woman would edge it on account of her being the quicker and stronger of the two. Lindsey Wagner (who played the Bionic Woman) became very adapt at implimenting her cybernetic limbs in hostile situations, whereas Linda Carter (who played Wonder Woman) was an ex-Miss America who cared more about image and make-up than full-on fighting. I think if the Bionic Woman could stay clear of Wonder Woman's magic lasso, she could take her down. Hope that answers your question Marcus?
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Q. Hey Lee, whats with you and the wrestler "Stone Cold Steve Austin? Is that dude copying you or what? -Hank, Jersey

LEE SAYS: I'd like to think so, but unfortunately, i don't think that is the case. His real name is actually Steve Williams but he changed his surname to Austin as that is the city in Texas where he lives and which he loves. Besides, even if he HAD named himself after the Six Million Dollar Man, he still would'nt be copying me as i was just the actor. He would have actually been copying the writer.
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Q. Does your bionic eye make your penis appear extraordinarily large, and what complications does your incredibly strong, and tight gripping, bionic arm cause in this department? -Gary, Cambridge

LEE SAYS:Firstly, my penis IS extraordinarily large, secondly, i trained myself to use my left hand (or one of my many glamourous Hollywood girlfriends) and lastly, i think a personal question like that deserves recompense, my friend, which is why i'll be getting the next plane to that bung-hole you call Cambridge and kickin your limey ass all over Buckingham palace buddy!<

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We can rebuild him...
Here is a picture of the bionic arm that was grafted onto my shoulder week in, week out for The Six Million Dollar Man.


I WASN'T JUST IN THE SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN, YOU KNOW!
Here is me as suave stuntman-turned-bounty hunter, Colt Seavers in TV's The Fall Guy.
 


(These views are not necessarily those of the real Lee Majors)